7th May, 2008

Man, and you people want to live there????

Sorry about my lack of activity, I have been really busy with work. But I had to take a moment to discuss this little gem. Enjoy! [EDIT - Please put on your sense of humor, I don’t actually hate the South]

Ah, the south, home to warm weather, sunny skies, friendly *cough* people and…..

bat shit crazy nut cases. I mean ,seriously, lets rack up some of the “best” parts of the southern experience.

  • Religous intolerance
  • Racism/Bigotry
  • Failing schools
  • Creationism taught as science
  • And so much more
    • And now comes this little tidbit. Here is a story about a substitute teacher loosing his job for “wizardry” in his class. That isn’t a typo, thats what happened. Here is a lovely excerpt.

      Well, another Pasco County substitute teacher’s job is on the line, but this time it’s because of a magic trick.

      The charge from the school district — Wizardry!

      Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.

      But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land ‘O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.

      “I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, ‘Jim, we have a huge issue. You can’t take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,’” he said.

      When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell that went much farther than he’d hoped.

      “I said, ‘Well Pat, can you explain this to me?’ ‘You’ve been accused of wizardry,’ [he said]. Wizardry?” he asked.

      You see, I love to visit the south. It’s warm, and there are some generally friendly people. People who hate everything you believe in, but at least they are nice about it. Now, I know that up here, we are surrounded by cold weather, democrats, taxes, and other demons. But at least here you can get a decent education, go to whatever church floats your boat, and, oh yeah, not loose your job for doing a magic trick.

      Thought I would add this fun video I remember from Bill Maher.

        
      Mood : annoyed

Responses

Umm, you’ve got to be kidding me.
This must be a joke.

Check out the link, this is an actual news story. Blows my mind. I read stuff like that, an people saying teaching creationism as science make me go cookoo! So many great people, and so much crazy. :)

Check these out… just for fun!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8RV46fsmx6E

GET TO WORK YOU LAZY SLUG!!!!!

By the way…

Religous intolerance - here in MA
Racism/Bigotry - here in MA
Failing schools - here in MA
Creationism taught as science - not here only because its not PC chic to push religious agendas unless you are Jewish or Muslim.

You may be scratching your head on the top one except if you can remember back to when you were 30 and still couldn’t buy beer on Sunday.

I’ll take the warm weather and some crazies anyday of the week. Its not the crazies that worry me its the tornadoes and reptiles that can kill me.

Today’s rant is now finished.

Peter,

I posted a comment and it didn’t post. All that hard work for nothing.

Yes the south has its issues but so does the North. There are failing schools, racists and religous freaks in the North too.

I’ll take sunny days over the cold people of the North. Now that I live here, I realize that people are actually happy and love life. Where in the North all I heard was doom and gloom.

Florida gives me nice weather (except hurricane season), fake boobs, no income tax, affordable housing, lower property tax and fake boobs (Sorry, mind is not focused)

Of course you missed what is really wrong with Florida (South)

1) OLD PEOPLE
2) OLD PEOPLE WHO CANNOT DRIVE
3) OLD PEOPLE
4) SPRING BREAKERS - UNLESS THEY ARE HOT AND SHOW THERE TA TAS
5) MORE YANKEE FANS THAN RED SOX
6) DIRTY BATHROOMS - I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE GETTING AN AIDS TEST AFTER I TAKE A PISS
7) BAD FOOD
8) SAM ADAMS NOT SERVED AT EVERY BAR
9) BOILED PEANUTS - WHY DO THEY DO THIS?
10) GATOR FANS WHO NEVER FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL

Boiled Peanuts! I have not tried these yet, but everyone who I know that has says they are horrible.

I love #10.

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